Daily Prompt: Ha Ha Ha
Tell us a joke! Knock-knock joke, long story with a unexpected punchline, great zinger — all jokes are welcome!
Having graduated with Biomathematics and Math Education majors, I have learned a ton of math and science jokes and bad pick up lines along the way (you have to keep the kids interested somehow! Although many of these are not child appropriate, ironically I learned a large number from professors and kids throughout the years). Most of the time when I tell them I have to explain them so if you’re not a total dork like me, don’t worry! I’ve explained them here too:
So, here’s a compilation of some nerdy jokes I know. Enjoy!
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much. The bartender says, “for you, no charge!”
Explanation: a Neutron is a neutral atom as opposed to protons and electrons which are positively and negatively charged respectively.
Can I be your first derivative so I can lay tangent to your curves?
Explanation: the first derivative of an equation is the equation to find the line tangent to a curve. For example,
y= x^2 +3
y’= 2x <– this line is tangent to y (touches y at only one point)
Can I be your third derivative so I can explore your concavity?
Explanation: third derivatives find out where and if the curve is concave up (like a cup) or concave down (like an upside down U)
You must be the square root of -1 because you can’t be real.
Explanation: the square root of -1 is 1i, an imaginary number.
If I were sin2x and you were cos2x , together we’d be ONE!
Explanation: sin2x+cos2x=1
Why is 1 the sluttiest number? It goes into everything
Explanation: 1/1=1, 2/1=2, 3/1=3
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Carpe nerDiem! Happy Friday!
-Avi
Nerd|Laugh|Love 
If my math teachers had taught me with jokes like these, maybe my snores of boredom would have been replaced by roars of laughter.
Haha!! It is certainly a great way to keep kids interested and remember key points! Especially the derivative pick up lines! Not gonna lie, that’s how I remembered them! 🙂
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So fun! My mom’s a teacher, and does music classes sometimes. She said that, in the fall, she puts up a sign: “Welcome Bach.”
HAHA! I love that!! Telling jokes is definitely the way to go with kids! I use to teach an 8am math class. That early in the morning, the kids needed something to wake them up!
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I do love the good old math jokes (i used to be a math major – before I switched to something “easier,” which also happens to be a more “unemployable” major. Oops).
Oh no! Sorry to hear that! That’s why I love math. You can relate it to absolutely any subject! I’m pre-med, so the major wasn’t good on my GPA, but at least ill stand out! 🙂
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